Not Cambridge University. Often used as an insult because Oxford sucks. Tends to be full of people best described as 'genital warts on the scrotum of life'
by I learned the easy way May 21, 2006
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Let's go to university of delaware because the parties at our school suck!!
Wow, she obviously goes to university of delaware judging from her lack of brains, and excess in makeup on her face!
Wow, she obviously goes to university of delaware judging from her lack of brains, and excess in makeup on her face!
by UD GROUPIE May 9, 2005
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Get the Dump University mug.a small, Christian university on Philadelphia's Main Line. Students that attend Eastern are either hard-core Christians, athletes, alcoholics or are both athletes and alcoholics. You'll meet your best friends here but will also meet psychopaths too. While attending EU you will either develop a fear of geese or will chase them across campus. You also might begin to develop a superiority complex if you start to attend Christian things (aka Wednesday Night Worship). Overall pretty liberal as far as Christian schools go but living in the dorms is a lot like living with your parents. Open door policy & no alcohol. But, given the fact there are 5 liquor stores within 5 miles of EU, a nice backpack will get you past the RAs who could not give less of a fuck and are probably drunk themselves. Since Villanova is 10 minutes away a lot of EU students also self-identify as Nova basketball fans even though they have no fucking clue what the rules are.
"I go to Eastern University." "Where the heck is that?" "Oh, it's on the Main Line. I basically go to Villanova. #GoCats"
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"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"
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