An unspoken, unilateral agreement exonerating an individual or group of any consequence of any action performed while blind shit-faced drunk, or merely tipsy. Either way dude. Go nuts.
Judge: You stand accused of willful destruction of private property, public indecency, reckless endangerment, and assault for committing the act of defecating in, on, and around the gas tank of one Principal Gumblefudger, fully naked and covered in raspberry vinaigrette dressing and yelling "Fuck the British! Long live the Confederacy!", as the car was in motion and being driven by the principal's daughter, all the while in full view of the school's occupants as they assembled in the parking lot for the annual Casimir Pulaski day parade! Jesus Brother-Sucking Christ, do you have anything to say for yourself? How could you possibly plead to fully acknowledge the extent of your public malice?
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.
by oogaboogatrumpa69.5 January 18, 2018
The Macke Rule refers to a situation where a group of individuals or individual is unable to complete a simple task in a specified time. Typically, the individual would then ruin the entire group’s enjoyment of the would be completed task.
The invitations for teams were sent days in advance, but Christopher pulled a Macke Rule and ruined it for everyone.
by allenr22 July 21, 2018
Noun: The codification that permits a contestant to puke and rally in an eating or drinking game.
First known use: King of the Hill s7e2 “The Fat and the Furious”
First known use: King of the Hill s7e2 “The Fat and the Furious”
“He could take down Joey Chestnut if they played with Roman rules.”
“I finished a century club last night but I blew chunks at 81; Erik said it doesn’t count because I used Roman rules.”
“I finished a century club last night but I blew chunks at 81; Erik said it doesn’t count because I used Roman rules.”
by nirmod August 11, 2022
by blue hawwk July 20, 2021
A calculus rule that defines whenever a math teacher inexplicably rearranges an equation in a way that makes no sense; i.e., the numbers move over yonder.
I was sitting in class when suddenly our teacher rearranged the equation without an explanation. I leaned over to my friend and whispered, “Wow, looks like this problem requires the yonder rule again.”
by yabba dabba doo! February 05, 2019
Something some dumbass GoAnimate and Numberblocks Kid will stuff in the description of their channel that people obviously break just to make him mad.
Fatherless Kid.
DUDE! YOUR BROKE MY 2ND RULE OF MY CHANNEL
Grammer💀
DUDE!!!SHUT UP
No
BRO! YOU BREAKED CHANNEL RULE 7
So
I QUIT GAHHHHHHHH
💀💀💀💀💀 Imagine Having channel rules
DUDE! YOUR BROKE MY 2ND RULE OF MY CHANNEL
Grammer💀
DUDE!!!SHUT UP
No
BRO! YOU BREAKED CHANNEL RULE 7
So
I QUIT GAHHHHHHHH
💀💀💀💀💀 Imagine Having channel rules
by Lolgyylol October 04, 2022
by JerkInTheCorner May 25, 2011