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google-watch.org

a website run by paranoid nerds for paranoid dorks, dedicated to slandering google.
responsible for 72% of tin foil hat sales.
dork: hey guys, what if google is evil?!?!?!?
person: get back to google-watch.org you stupid dork.
by kotekzot June 15, 2007
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Googling Facebook

This is the act of filling bucket with jizz, piss, vinegar, blood, shit, and purple kool-aid. You then take the bucket and splash in your sexual partners face.

This act is upgraded by yelling "Nigga, you a Nigger" during the splashing of the bucket's jizz mixture.
When we get home I'm gonna google your facebook SO hard.

Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.
by MC Chocohol August 12, 2009
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Sympathy Google

When you Google something because a friend is wrong about something retarded. You know they're an idiot, but you look it up anyway just to please their stupid little heart.
I'm not looking this up because I don't know, I'm doing it because I FEEL BAD for you. This is purely a sympathy google.
by Luuuuuuuke November 19, 2011
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Google to the rescue

When you don’t know the answer and google is the only way you can figure it out
I was talking to my girlfriend and she asked me a question I didn’t know the answer but then I googled it. She said well “google to the rescue!”
by SteelCityTexas October 15, 2018
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Google Translate

Where everything gets screwed up and things like "I want to steal you heart" gets translated to "I want to rip out your heart"
by L0af-0f-Bread December 1, 2019
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under-google

by illbot July 2, 2005
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Google Feud

A website that makes you guess what other people think people will search on Google. It can get funny and lots of youtubers have played.
by Withered Bonnie July 11, 2019
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