fuckers first ladies last

Simple rules example “ladies first “ says Emily “no fuckers first ladies last” says Jayden.

“ladies first “ says Emily “no fuckers first ladies last” says Jayden.

by DaBoogieboy69420 December 1, 2021

First Day of No Nut Nov.

Where men die.

FUCKING HELL ITS THE FIRST DAY OF NO NUT NOV.

by Mistermicbeth November 1, 2019

first person to say kbye

You were not the first person to say kbye it was made famous by napolen dynomite so stop saying that you were the first to say it.

Alycia u definatly were not the first person to say kbye.

by yeaishowedyou January 3, 2011

Playing a first person shooter

A euphemism for male masturbation, used in Robin Williams' standup comedy.

I spent five hours playing a first person shooter last night

by That Dude In The Corner June 20, 2010

John Hanson was the first president

He served from 1781-1782 under the Articles of Confederation

Guy 1: Did you know that John Hanson was the first president?!
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.

by Rex Narky May 10, 2017

first come second swallow

A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.

OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.

by Terio Marin May 28, 2016

I fuck on the first date

A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.

I told her "I fuck on the first date"

by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009