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Emily

Emily is a fabulous girl, we can all depend on. She has a best friend called lingy mate who she tends to finger in the bum. She only simps for wannabe freo surfers but we still love her. She enjoys the company of meth on the daily, she’s not picky about what she shoots up. She uses her spare time to buy mice off of gumtree for her rodent collection at home. Emily is love, Emily is life.
Emily is love, Emily is life
by Dyslexicadave September 17, 2020
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Emily

A fucking cunt that can't even finger herself one fucking bit, She's also a gay bitch that thinks she's so cool and is bi, Shell suck very dick on the block and fuck every guy. Emilys are bitches
You: Hey Emily can you suck my dick?

Emily: Sure
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emily

emily is a dumbfuck

although she’s a fuckin idiot and doesn’t know much, she knows she’s in love with a boy named emre

commonly used with: emre
emily is such a dumbfuck!
by canisleeponthecouch May 16, 2019
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Emily

Absolutely the worst name in known history!! Whoever has this name can go eat a butt and then go jump off a plane, with a parachute of course!! And wish they don’t die because of their cursed name Emily!!
Emily: Hey my name is Emily

Person: ...just don’t talk to me

Emily: why

Person: because your name sucks, only come back once you changed it and don’t you dare change it to Emma either because ya both gay and I mean the stupid gay
by Just that jay.org March 24, 2020
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Emily

The best person in the world,she is a god at everything. She is kind,pretty,and angel,sexy,so great,the best friend in the world
Anyone-Emily is so cool
Emily-oh thanks
Everyone-i wish I could be you
by Emily’s are cool March 27, 2019
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EMIly

A absolute slag who’s also a peedo and smaller than a apple and there fanny is really green
by DBRS July 28, 2018
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Emily

A slut, or a prostitute. A girl who frequently stays on street corners for sex
Guy 1- Damn did you see that emily on the corner man?
Guy 2- Yeah, I bet she has STDs too
by HelpMeDaddy April 2, 2017
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