Jack Rental

Within the cut throat gaming community of Combat Arms, there is a term for renting weapons... that term is Jack Rental. Jack is a legend within the CA community, he also will defend CA against any criticism to the point of raging and probably being blue in the face! As long as the Jack Rental can rack up 100 frags a round, and mock his own team because his rented weapons are superior to the casual gamer, Jack is in command! Be warned when you face him or even if you are unlucky enough to be teammates with him.

I would play Combat Arms, but Jack Rental is such a cock sucking prick when you play with him.

by Jale2Ice March 16, 2010

Mommy Jacked

When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.

Stacey: I want to buy a green car.

Anne: My kid popped green before!

Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?

by Lacey13 January 17, 2012

jack crossing

The act of inviting yourself to a place when not invited

Dude how did you get here

Oh dude I was jack crossing, it happens

by The killer penis November 15, 2016

doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer

boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"

by izamberie September 24, 2015

jack weiner

The sexiest man alive with the biggest dick out there

Jack Weiner went up me ass last night

by Uptbutt October 9, 2014

Jack Peterson

An abnormaly large penis capable of bottoming out in anyone / anything

"Wow that's a Jack Peterson if I've ever seen one"

by long chong silver December 31, 2014

Jack Grealish

An underrated Aston Villa midfielder who no one can hate...except for Gareth Southgate. He is commonly known for having a big role to play in Villa's 7-2 thrashing of Liverpool. Jurgen Klopp asked him to stop the count, but he didn't listen

Jack Grealish deserves to start for England
Jack Grealish is the most underrated player in English football

by the smol guy November 9, 2020