Your mom

Your mom (yo͝or mäm)
A phrase that you should answer to any question.
A phrase that may offend other people.

Billy: How do you look so nice?
You: Your mom

Diana: What's 576 + 374
You: Your mom

Teacher: What is 45 + 45
You: Your mom
Teacher: Principle's office now.

by Snakefinger 534 November 6, 2021

Your mom

She is very good in bed

Your mom knows me

by Your mom is nice November 28, 2022

doing your mom

any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom

"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Your mom

A classic finishing move under veteran cod players

Random kid : bro you suck I would clap you

You : your mom

Random kid : ‘dies ‘

by Your mom explains my name November 10, 2020

"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing

When your parents constantly say to ask the other parent when you ask something, making you stuck in a loop.

"Mom and dad, will you please stop "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing and just say yes or no?"

by Da_Goat_1 October 9, 2025

your mom

a commen phrase used by gay men to show that they are gay

personA:what am i a donkey

personB:your mom

by hb#2pencil September 20, 2021

your mom

1.fat
2.stupid
3.ugly

1. your mom's so fat that when she gets in the elevator it has to go down
2. your mom's so stupid that she made you
3. your mom's so ugly that hello kitty said goodbye

by poopypants420.69 March 30, 2022