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Winning the pooh

He was winning the pooh when he got his dick in the booty
by Prrsuasian April 16, 2022
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bi-winning

"I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there." - Charlie Sheen
by Y2K Blackout March 28, 2011
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Alec "Ball Win"

The Alec "Ball Win"

When you getting a bj and she says dont nut in my mouth. So you pull out and shoot her in da face.
I was with the wife last night and gave her the Alec "Ball Win". It blew her mind.
by Mint Dogs November 4, 2021
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Win

Is that what you want? You want me to tell you the you won? It's too late. The battered women of America already won. No matter how hard I tried, I NEVER WOULD HAVE BEAT THEM! HA!
Hym "It's already too late to win. I already told you the battered women already won. Speaking of the weaponized schizophrenia. Why did it go UP dramatically during Covid? Did you... I don't know, maybe, start doing it to a bunch of people and they got violent and started beating their wives did they? Because that would make it look like you're telling yourselves 'It's not my fault! It's HYM! It's not that he's clearly right about the effects of the weaponized schizophrenia.' Which is what you are also trying to accuse me of doing it. I'm not fucking BLAMING you for things. You suck and are garbage entirely independently of who's to blame."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
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Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
by MartinSheen March 22, 2011
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must-win-bottle

Paraphrasing from the slogan “must-win-battles” it can be applied to a drinking competition or to a good night out with blokes.
Acronyms: MWB
T: Hi bro, how was that mission to the Oktober Fest?
M: I tell you what, it has been like a must-win-bottle, I have never been so drunk!
by milfonian July 24, 2012
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