A name given to the species of cougar that treads small pools of water, preferably chlorinated indoor pools.
The Water Cougar preys on fully developed, but somewhat less matured species of homosapien and is usually spotted doing a(n)erobic exercises in an attempt to lure in their highly vigilant and fully aware "prey".
Their attempts are most always futile although no record has been taken as to whether anyone has fallen into their traps.
The Water Cougar preys on fully developed, but somewhat less matured species of homosapien and is usually spotted doing a(n)erobic exercises in an attempt to lure in their highly vigilant and fully aware "prey".
Their attempts are most always futile although no record has been taken as to whether anyone has fallen into their traps.
Athlete: "I think I sprained my ankle the other day, now I have to go do a low impact workout in the water."
Cautious Athlete: "Oh man, you best be on the watch for those Water Cougars, they feed on your very looks."
Athlete: "thanks for the heads up"
Cautious Athlete: "Oh man, you best be on the watch for those Water Cougars, they feed on your very looks."
Athlete: "thanks for the heads up"
by Snuffalumpagus December 18, 2009
Get the Water Cougarmug. Guy1: Argg.. that dude is such a dick!
Guy 2: Yeah, you know my girlfriend thinks he's awesome?
Guy 1: I know! She must think he walks on water or somethin'..
Guy 2: Yeah, you know my girlfriend thinks he's awesome?
Guy 1: I know! She must think he walks on water or somethin'..
by Anal Penetration By Forcce August 5, 2011
Get the walks on watermug. The water leftover in your bathtub after the one night stand you took home from the bar takes a shower in the morning.
You should have cleaned out the drain before letting her shower. Now the skank water is never going to drain.
by dr1221 August 16, 2010
Get the skank watermug. When you see some nasty boys on musically DRINK IT
It cleanses your soul from cringe.
Also why are you looking here?
It cleanses your soul from cringe.
Also why are you looking here?
by astriolettaaa June 18, 2018
Get the Holy Watermug. by Polybiussquare August 3, 2016
Get the Brown watermug. "Stop playing donkey water over there!"
"I just scored a touchdown while you were playing donkey water!"
"I just scored a touchdown while you were playing donkey water!"
by Casey (P Dawg) September 12, 2014
Get the Donkey Watermug. A term created by famous YouTube user "Brookers" in her YouTube video for people who dye their hair blue. It's like how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.
by Richard January 8, 2009
Get the Water Crotchmug.