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wet tailing

Its when you piss on someone's dick, and they fuck you in the ass with it..
Are you in there wet tailing it again?
by JasonMan November 22, 2013
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Tails

(verb) Having to play as Tails in Sonic the Hedgehog 2, dispite the fact that Tails only follows Sonic's movement; giving the illusion of gameplay. It is usually a ditch effort on the behalf of fustrated elder siblings.
When I used to bug my older brother for the sega, he'd put on Sonic and tails me. It took around 3 years for me to figure it out; I'd even tails my own friends!
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 30, 2010
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beaver tail

When the toilet seat cover from a public bathroom sticks to your sweaty ass, and the middle part hangs down like a tail and slaps the logs as you stand up.
I need to go home and change. I just took a shit and when I stood up, the beaver tail dripped brown water all over my pants.
by huckleberry_finsta July 25, 2023
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D-tails

Refers to da appearance, feel, and measurements of a gal's chest-pillowz dat are "more than a handful".
Dude #1: You really oughtta try asking Tiffany to let you "squeeze theeze", Buddy! I've played with them a lot, and trust me --- she's got really delightful big gazongas!
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?
by QuacksO November 6, 2022
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But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
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tail of the pants

She graduated high school by the tail of the pants
by JJConifer May 27, 2017
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Nails Are Our Tails

Nails Are Our Tails
Nails Are Our Tails
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