sex table

A table you have sex on

Girl: I wish I had a sex table
Guy: I have one. Wanna use it just me and u?
Girl: Of course I would!

by Anonymous-23 May 12, 2019

black table meeting

A meeting whereby an unorthodox approach is taken in terms of business strategy. Only key personnel are invited to the secret meeting.

John decided to hold a black table meeting to discuss a tax avoiding strategy

by Barry88 August 17, 2016

TABLE

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.

Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"

by Capycinno April 3, 2025

Somerset Table

The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.

Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.

"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"

by Street Salami July 21, 2023

pool table betty

some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching

pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.

by alema March 23, 2008

I table

A person that thinks is a table like you right now when you typed "i table".

Me:hi who are you?
Table:i table

by Uncanny April 23, 2022

Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.

I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.

by gufpirat November 11, 2021