tea turn

A person that often says away from hanging with friends in order to not pay their share on a hangout night.

Man that assist tea turned again. It was his turn to pay for the hookah!

tea turn by St00pidp00p November 15, 2016

tea machine

When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass

"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."

tea machine by Gabraham November 28, 2016

tea vessel 

Tea vessel is a move that was performed by very horny men.

Tea vessel means a man going down and finding poop in his girlfriends' panties, and then eating it for pleasure.

After John had sex with Tina, John desided to do a Tea Vessel, for good relief.

tea vessel by Danks of Memes December 5, 2016

tea towelling 

When you are so completely dry that you absorb all of the other persons/people's sexual moisture

She was so dry I was basically tea towelling her

tea towelling by Gayman_13 January 12, 2017

tea bag stamp 

Grabing a balll sack with a hand and slapping it on a persons body parts.

They were branded with a tea bag stamp.

tea bag stamp by Sheargenius January 23, 2017

Tea Gate 

When you're making the tea and forget to ask a person, therefore being confronted by the person.

"I got tea gated in the office again today!"

Tea Gate by QueenKumar March 5, 2017

Tea Cupping 

When a Black man dates a White woman

"Ayo why you tea cupping??"
"You like White girls?? Nah I don't tea cup fam."

Tea Cupping by Tajion Smith March 25, 2017