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stupid chill

That sharp tinge of embarassment that shoots up your back and into the back of your head when someone does or says something incredibly wrong or stupid in a staunch and decisive manner.
When Leonard got in that dude's face and insisted that Guam was a state -- I got a massive stupid chill.
by Knapp August 28, 2005
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Elective stupidity

The optional choice one makes to pursue an activity that is obviously non intelligent, potentially dangerous, hurtful land clearly not prudent
Rock climbing without a rope is an example of elective stupidity.
by Ofashea January 8, 2022
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stupid boyfriend

The person who will make you laugh when you're sad, smile when you're angry, and overall just be there for you. Even if they upset you, they somehow always make things right. And you love them for that.
Friend: You have a stupid boyfriend.
You: I know. But I love him.
Boyfriend: Hey guys! I got the paper on top of the cabinet!
Friend and You: How are you going go get that down for class?
by OliverGigawatts November 10, 2019
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Carry the Stupid

Finally take into account the one final factor that transforms your brilliant plan/strategy into the terrible idiotic clusterfuck that it truly is.
Anarch: …I may have made a slight error in my calculations.

Punchline: When you were adding the numbers up, did you remember to carry the stupid?

Anarch: YES! …no.
by tariqk December 5, 2021
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wrist stupid

Exspensive item on your wrist! Like gold/diamond watch or bracelets
Flexing on them haters with this wrist stupid!!!
by RoyaltyBitch April 19, 2018
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double stupid

When a stupid person thinks you're stupid and dismisses your supposed stupidity, from their stupid sense of view, double stupid, duh!
I will prove the Earth is flat by walking to the end of it.
But...there is too much evidence and common sense that we live on a sphere!
Duh! That’s the opinion of some so-called scientists! Fake science news! You dumb-ass!
Oh, I am now double stupid. I give up
by MarkinJapan March 6, 2022
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Stupid Flu

When someone says an idiotic statement, and the "retardedness" spreads like the flu.
Did you catch the stupid flu or something?

Sorry, I caught the stupid flu, can't think properly right now.

*Dumb statement made*
You have stupid flu.
by afroazn April 2, 2011
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