Weho steamer

wrapping your lover's chest and nether regions in saran wrap, then taking a dump and watching the steam trails run under neath the saranwrap.

After dinner and a movie, Jeff gave Beau a Weho steamer that left them both spent in delight.

by ed ainsworth January 11, 2005

Mississippi Steamer Bean

The act of putting your poop into a ziplock bag and microwaving it. Later putting it on your partners head.

Hey wanna come to my house and give each other a good ole fashion Mississippi Steamer Bean?

by German Hand Grenade October 2, 2009

Vanilla Steamer

The art of taking a shit on your partners chest the ejaculating on it the rubbing it around so that the shit and jizz fuses so it has a whitish hint.

Boy: How do you want it?

Girl: I want a Vanilla Steamer baby!

by Apollo Henderson March 18, 2008

Stanley Steamer

Poop on the rug, crap in the lap.

She was tired of the usual Cleveland Steamers so she had me give her a Stanley Steamer.

by Hot C@rl November 9, 2006

Mersey steamer

Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.

Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

gilligan steamer

Where the guy eats the food, then poops it back out, then the girl eats it.

We're stranded on a island, so steve took a gilligan steamer to conserve food for marsha.

by Steve and Marsha February 12, 2008

Dream stealer

1) A person(s) who steals ones ideas and identity for the purpose of self gratification.

2) A prize cunt

3) Michael Barrymore to John Cleese (See #2)

Have you been on 606 recently JP? There a fucking dream stealer on there calling himself Galaxy43tm. He should leave his cock alone and go and find a girlfriend the sad cunt.

by Lord Shitflicker December 9, 2008