Siegle

The act of shitting and cumming on a girl's chest and then mixing it together to make it look like seagul poop.

The Siegle is one that goes down in the record books.

by G money 4 lyfe June 29, 2009

Singletine's Day

What single un-loved social losers call Valentine's Day.

Theo *his arm all over Teresa's back* : Happy Valentine's Day, ya'll!

Mark *Rolling his eyes and looking down to his Modern Physics book*: Singletine's Day for me, Theo!

by AAAAAAAO.OAAAAAAA February 14, 2019

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

cold singles

When a friend falls asleep, unwrap a piece of Kraft Singles or any other kind of cheese. Place the square of cheese in your palm, and slap your friend across the face. Bonus points if it sticks to their face.

I'm glad mom went grocery shopping today. Because when Gus fell asleep i gave that piece of shit the cold singles!

by Ross Olson March 10, 2008

shingled

to get drunk, hammered

man, last night i got really shingled

by alexander benjamin August 9, 2005

singering

A combination of "singer" and "singing." Can be used to mean either, but is usually used to talk about how someone sings, as it reflects both the SINGER and the quality of their SINGING!

Mark's singering was fantastic, I can't believe it!
I went to a concert last night, ugg, the singering was horrible!

by Christina S December 16, 2007

singleplayer

A person who drinks alcohol, smoke weed or using drugs alone.

Lukas is a great example of singleplayer. Yesterday, he did whole bottle of vodka alone.

by Peter Sivacek April 22, 2008