sittin sidewayz

Driving in your car leaning against the door. As seen in the music video.

(From The Rolling Stones magazine.)

I was sittin sidewayz on the way to your house.
Did you see Paul wall Sittin Sidewayz?

by -Steve- September 28, 2005

Eats His Banana Sideways

slang term for a homophobe.When you say someone "Eats His Banana Sideways" it simply means he's so against homosexuality that he eats bananas like corn on the cob, so as not to "fellate" his banana.

"Did you hear how Billy insulted Greg for kissing Jack? He totally eats his banana sideways.

by Super Kawaii Megan! March 7, 2005

sidebar

when you are talking to someone or texting them and you have a question or something to say not relating to what you were talking about.

Friend: yeah so jersey shore is on tonight
Me: yeah unfornately it is. sidebar: hey seen a hot ass milf earlier at work

by Justino_28 October 17, 2012

Bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye

If u see someone that is not slaying you might say this.

Them: OMG Joshuaaaaaaa come be in a tiktok with me!!!!!!!
Me: Bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye.

by Yermaaaaa March 6, 2023

Side

A person who doesn’t enjoy anal penetration (giving or receiving), but will engage in other forms of same sex activity (fellatio, frottage, mutual masturbation, etc).

Willow: So, are you a top or a bottom?

Kerri: Actually, I’m just a side.

by Sickomonster December 8, 2022

side girl

A female companion kept by a classy gentleman as a secondary, or perhaps tertiary option for sexual encounters or other decadent functions.

Side girls can be arranged by geography. As stated previously, in less polished vernacular, "having hoes in different area codes."

Other playboys may choose to keep his girls on the side by specific traits or functions they may perform.

Sometimes, although rarely, side girls can be promoted to main girl status. However, this is typically frowned upon. It's important that side girls know their place in the sociological realm of their male counterpart, or else they can become apparent to the male's main girl, a situation which could make a side girl a main girl, in a pinch.

Mike: Who's that girl you were with?
Jimmy: The blonde with the big tits?
Mike: Yeah.
Jimmy: Ohh, that's Amy, she's my side girl.

by Jason Michael Holly September 27, 2005

bombastic side eye

something you can say when someone says something wierd or disgusting

for example if some says "yo that teacher is fine as hell" you can respond with bombastic side eye criminal offensive side eye

by 1 and only 1 March 2, 2023