A) Dude: Yo last night i had The Sex with _____
Bro: No way man I heard shes a freak in the bedroom
B) Guy 1: Dude look at her she has the best ass I've ever seen and look at those eyes... wow
Guy 2: Dude thats Brittany she's the sex. she's berry hot.
Bro: No way man I heard shes a freak in the bedroom
B) Guy 1: Dude look at her she has the best ass I've ever seen and look at those eyes... wow
Guy 2: Dude thats Brittany she's the sex. she's berry hot.
by radmak December 5, 2012
Get the The Sexmug. 
1. Something determined by the 23rd chromosome pair in a cell, determining the individual’s role in the act. Often referred to as “gender”, though usually informally.
2. The process needed to combine gametes and create a new organism.
3. A word that makes the immature hysterically chortle, and the subject of the most overused and unfunny jokes known to man.
2. The process needed to combine gametes and create a new organism.
3. A word that makes the immature hysterically chortle, and the subject of the most overused and unfunny jokes known to man.
1. For “sex”, please write “male” or “female”, and not “yes”.
2. Do I need to explain what sex is? You’ve managed to access this site, looking up any old word has probably taught you some physically-impossible way of doing it.
3. If I hear one more sex joke, I’m either going to put on an Abbott and Costello movie and cry or blow my brains out with a sawed-off shotgun I just so happened to have with me.
For the love of God, grow up!
2. Do I need to explain what sex is? You’ve managed to access this site, looking up any old word has probably taught you some physically-impossible way of doing it.
3. If I hear one more sex joke, I’m either going to put on an Abbott and Costello movie and cry or blow my brains out with a sawed-off shotgun I just so happened to have with me.
For the love of God, grow up!
by boomer dude September 6, 2023
Get the sexmug. by foodforhaz September 3, 2013
Get the the sexmug. Sarah and I were at her house. God Sarah was hot. She looked me in the eyes and it like she read my mind. She went to her room and came back wearing only a bra and a red thong. She grabbed my hand and pulled me to the bedroom. She slammed me against a wall and took off my pants and boxers. She swirled her tongue around the head of my dick. Then she deep throated it. I pulled he onto the bet and bit her nipples, then I moved down to her pussy. I licked it and stabbed myself into it.
“HARDER DADDY HARDER” she screamed at me. I went harder and put all of it in there. I felt it a second too late. I cummed inside of her. She loved it though, and then rode my dick to end the night.
I got Sarah pregnant than night. I love sex
“HARDER DADDY HARDER” she screamed at me. I went harder and put all of it in there. I felt it a second too late. I cummed inside of her. She loved it though, and then rode my dick to end the night.
I got Sarah pregnant than night. I love sex
by MyDickInYourPussy September 16, 2020
Get the Sexmug. by Hardware Official March 2, 2020
Get the Sexmug. When a man sticks his dick in a girl pussy,u can also do handjobs,blowjob,oral sex,and many more......
by Itsjojobihh123 February 20, 2018
Get the Sexmug.