seafood lover

a lesbian, or any male obsessed with performing cunnilingus

I got all roly-poly for that party and it turned out to be a seafood lover buffet.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

Self-Vampirism

The drinking of one's own blood. Someone who does this is called a self-vampire.

Leona embraced self-vampirism three weeks after being diagnosed with a strange mental disorder when she began sucking the blood from a wound on her finger.

by Casey132 October 30, 2008

self-importland

General slight aimed at the masses that flock to PDX for all of it's friendlies..green-friendly, animal-friendly, vegan-friendly, queer-friendly, artist-friendly, CLOWN-friendly (yes, Portland is clown-friendly) etc.
Meaning: full of your own hot political air. Snob.

Ugh, that hipster just called our monogamous relationship "patriarchal"! That's so self-importland!

by E. Henpecked December 10, 2009

Selfesbian

Gal madly in love with herself....

She aint need no boy friend she is selfesbian

by devd December 26, 2009

self serve smoothie

When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.

Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.

Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie

by CG Poopsmith December 11, 2011

selfieing

The act of taking "selfies" and sending them to other people.

T was selfieing M because he was bored.

by Utk16 November 3, 2013

Self Search

The act of searching yourself in a website like urban dictionary or Google to see what you mean.
Most of the people who search these have a problem with their self image and seek approval.

Self Search: Nick searched 'Nick' in urban-dictionary and discovered his large penis.

by nbrandwine April 3, 2015