Blumpkin Seed

When you pass gas while getting head. Similar to a blumkin.

She wanted to give me a blumkin, but I was just gassy so she just received Blumpkin Seeds

by WhatDFaulk August 8, 2024

Dangerous Seed

The sperm of a criminal or serial killer.

My boyfriend filled me up with his dangerous seed last night

by salvulcanoissexy August 13, 2024

Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.

Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."

by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024

DEEP-SEEDED

The Word Said/Used When Most People Really Mean to Say DEEP-SEATED, Same Meaning We Just All Say It Wrong Cuz Thats What It Should Be...
Meaning DEEPLY INGRAINED or DEEPLY FELT...

She Had Very DEEP-SEEDED Feelings and Traditions When It Came to How She Felt About Marriage...

by KEVIN-27-YEARS May 29, 2024

Cloud Seeding

When Individual is jerking off or having sex and it seems they can’t finsih, and mid stroke, they feel someone massaging their prostate and they bust their load all over.

Ayyy Yoo, Can you cloud seed me, I need a little help making it rain.

Last night if it wasn't for you cloud seeding me, I would still have blue balls.

by Deathdesired247 May 30, 2024

shadow seeding

noun - To be a shadow seeder

Someone who secretly and intentionally impregnates or gets pregnant without the other party knowing.

verb - To shadow seed
To secretly and intentionally impregnate themselves or someone else without the other party knowing.

noun - 'You're a dirty shadow seeder!'

verb - 'You should have seen this girl I was shadow seeding last night!

by submissive&breedable June 13, 2024

Raisin Seed

When someone who already has very small nuts get cold

“Man it’s so cold out that I got Raisin Seeds”

by BiggyButs December 10, 2024