Schmoogen

When you move something the tiniest tiniest bit

Hey I moved that table just a schmoogen for you!

by BigVeVe March 27, 2024

Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.

"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024

Schmoicael

Can be good or bad. Sick/dope/gnarly. Trendy term for something that’s cool

Man, did you see the new kid? He’s got some schmoicael rizz.

by RizzySkibidiTerms November 28, 2024

Schmoicael

Sick/dope/skibidi. Can be good or bad, trendy name for something that’s cool

Man, did you meet the new kid. He’s got some schmoicael rizz

by RizzySkibidiTerms November 28, 2024

Schmorked

To lose a hand of Backalley Bridge. To lose something (derogatory)

“You just got schmorked.”

by hellpig0 December 23, 2024

Schmohawk

Used by mostly by Southwest Jews for quite a spell now. My papa been sayin it since I's a pint-sized chitlin.

Schmohawk - Peoples or person of Hebrew ethnicity who idolizes and/or emulates Native American people and their culture.

Crystal: My family and I is genuine Cherokee Indian. I reckon I don't look it, but that's the gospel truth.

Yehuda: I feel that. My bubbie says that I'm 1/64 Schmohawk; that's why I can't grow a beard right.

by josh672 (phyto) January 6, 2025

schmorgledorf

When somebody places a double a battery in their asshole, a double a battery in a woman's vagina, And then proceed to connect both batteries via jumper cables.

Yo bra, me and Dinkle Jr Schmorgledorfed at prom last night.

by P00PSHANK January 7, 2025