scalia

noun
1. the aged remnants of a santorum permanently stained in an undergarment.

The coroner literally had to peel the underwear off the ass of the corpse on account of the huge pungent scalia acting as an adhesive agent between the underwear’s material and Justice Scalia’s ass. The coroner’s report read that, some time ago, “a well-endowed beast must have pounded Justice Scalia’s ass and left behind a sticky gooey santorum that gelled up over a considerable amount of time. I’m going to barf.” Like the corpse, the underwear were unrevivable. (The coroner quit her job that day.)

by Jacques Strappes September 15, 2016

scale it

when a drug dealer usually with marijuana is very cautious about how much is given when in a deal

Person: hey let me get a gram for $10
Dealer : ok no problem, let me scale it

by baby youngster July 6, 2016

scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are

Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades

by supadoop June 7, 2016

Scale of attractiveness

Ok, so this is how you rate people
1 is really ugly, like Star-nosed Moles would be scared of them
10 is really hot, like Pamela Anderson, but 10x hotter

"Bro! She's definitely a 10!"
"All that make-up is covering her skin irritation, she also has loads of pimples, so you can go and get sucked off by her, but for me, she's a 1"
da scale of attractiveness

by MYCOLOURFULCHICKENFINGEREDME September 3, 2016

scale of attraction

The scale of attraction is the 1-10 rating system of used to describe both men and woman, mainly by physical attractiveness. There may be multiple ratings for one person for different characteristics or parts of body, or just one. It is usually used to simplify the act of describing how one thinks of another's body. Because of this, the rating of one often differs from someone else's rating.

"... so on the scale of attraction, I think Rose is a rocky 6 or 5"
"nah man, the ass is there, but no tits and she has a butter face, I'd give her a 4"

"Jacob's personality is a solid 8, but his looks are a 5"

by anti swag September 6, 2016

scale of autism

A scale from 1 to 10 that you can place people on based on how much they vape per day.

That guy is like, an 8 on the scale of autism. He just ripped the fattest cloud.

by VapeNationXD January 13, 2017

samlin

A very sexy woman. Likes dancing and singing, especially hitting the high notes. All men like some Samlins.

Omigod Last Night I talked to to Samlin. She danced to the boys in front of mi. I like Samlins girl, they're hot

by Fun Jenny February 10, 2017