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San Fernando Nightcap

The act of receiving oral sex while watching pornography.
Stacy wasn't ready for their date to be over, so she accepted Eric's offer of a San Fernando nightcap.
by arh_ October 4, 2011
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San Francisco Syndrome

A condition affecting many heterosexual males living within major urban centers such as San Francisco, USA and Vancouver, Canada that have demographics of both a disproportionately high population of gay men and a disproportionately high ratio of single women over single straight men.

With such demographics ostensibly in their favor, a surprisingly small number of single straight men in such centers take pleasure in the availability of so many single women.

Rather, the single straight males afflicted with the San Francisco Syndrome become intimidated, resentful and reclusive, refusing to socialize in such demographics, preferring to remain at home playing with their remote controls.

This leads to the single women becoming more and more independent, more friendly with gay men, and generally (if not totally content) far more prepared to remain single.

Which in turn leads to a further schizm with the absent single males, often leading to their feelings of general insecurity, misogyny and homophobia.

The result is the three most prominent social groups found in such cities: gay men, their single women friends and the absentee, almost invisible single straight males.
It sure is great for us girls to get out of the city once in a while. Not only do we get to breathe in some healthy, clean country air, but we can also finally meet some self-confident, sexy straight single men who aren't suffering from the San Francisco Syndrome.
by Juniper V November 23, 2009
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San Diego Ugly

An attractive person from either Baltimore, Washington DC, or Philadelphia. Or any of the other Top Ten Cities with the Ugliest People.
Person 1: That girl is a solid 9.
Person 2: Yeah in Baltimore, but if we were in San Diego she'd be a 4. She's San Diego Ugly.
by BigErnMcCracken November 18, 2010
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San Diego sidewinder

The act of kicking a random person in the nuts as hard as you can
I just gave that fat guy a mean san diego sidewinder
by Clinton Kuykendall December 8, 2007
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san fransisco cigarette

by bossbyrd March 28, 2007
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Comic sans effect

When something is good, but looks a lot worse because of the way people treat it. Like how people hate comic sans because of people misusing the font.
The Comic sans effect completely ruined the killer clown's scariness for me.
by emeraldyes July 7, 2020
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San Francisco Tuesday

When a man secretly receives oral sex during a business video conference call before 8am local time
I was feeling romantic so I didn’t let my early morning conference call stop me from a San Francisco Tuesday.
by All Bets Hedged June 11, 2021
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