shit

synonyms: poop poo crap

my kinds of shit:
worm shit;
simular to the snake charmer shit, is long and thin

the "oh god" shit;
the kind of shit were you shit and you think theres more but no more comes out

the heavy lifting shit;
the kind of shit were you shit when you lift up heavy items

the "wet rectum" shit;
simular to the wet cheeks shit
the shit were its so massive you spread your legs far apart to make sure you dont get any on your cheeks, and comes out so fast water splashes up to your rectum

by redninja141 December 30, 2009

shit on lock

Having control of the situation. Being the best at somthing. Not worried about somthing.

Brad: "How are you doing in that poker tournament?"
MikeRizz: "I got that shit on lock."

by Michael Rizzuto May 3, 2008

So With The Shits

So with the shits means when you’re vibing.

*dude dancing to a song*
spectator- “Why’s he so with the shits?”

by .Lazarus January 2, 2020

shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

by D Flawless October 16, 2020

Brain shit

what if you did something so dumb that you can’t even consider it a brain fart?
BRAIN SHIT

elder has alot of brain shit

by Elder gryphon July 10, 2020

Vanity Shits

A case of diarrhoea so bad, it enables you to fit into clothes you haven't worn in years.

"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"

by MagpieDreams May 28, 2015

Cork Shit

That first piece of feces that almost makes you burst a blood vessel to push out, but after that, the flood gates open.

After I pushed out that cork shit, the rest of the Taco Bell just came shooting out.

by Skizzblizz October 30, 2009