Road Chips

A humorous euphamism to refer to the unlikelyhood of highly portable chips. Road chips are a rare occurance due to the low portability factor of these crispy delicious snacks.I.e. "Sorry guys, I can't meet up, I just opened these chips."

"We're gonna get a move on, we better get some road chips."

"These road chips are perfect for our road trip."

by C.S.K. July 10, 2009

road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

by Evan April 23, 2004

Road Loko

Consuming the energy/alcohol drink 4 loko while driving or sitting in a moving vehicle. Similar to "road soda" but with a 4 loko instead of a beer'

Ex. Bring some road loko's with us on the ride or it will be boring as fuck

by ph aero October 31, 2010

Road-Bread

The act of performing oral sex on a female with a yeast infection while she is driving a motor vehicle. Basically the same thing as "Road-Head" except it is with a female driver and she has enough yeast to bake bread in her cooter.

I gave my girl Road-Bread on the way to the beach. I leaned over under the steering wheel and gave her head. The car was then filled with the sweet aroma of a honey wheat "King's Hawaiian Roll."

by Guacamullet September 5, 2016

Ernest road

A street where people go for incest sex

Mum,dad what time are we going Ernest road I can't wait

by Rohit rehbien August 8, 2016

road rules

A show on wordMTV/word where a group of people drive around in a winnebago and do stupid shit for money.

He man, that crazy bitch on road rules just ate a cockroach!

by christina July 14, 2003

road toastie

A toasted cheese sandwich made for a guest to have on their trip back home.

Yo Dan, I'm heading home. Russle me up a road toastie for the drive home

by Nish91 July 15, 2018