Justice Road Rallies

A non-profit organization that hosts road rally events in Calgary, Canada. in support of the local children's hospital.

Have you registered for this summers rallies yet at www.justiceroadrallies.com? Justice Road Rallies has the best events.

by willedit4food January 6, 2019

Low-roading

Instead of taking the high road, it's super woke to low-road people. The simple insinuation that your friends and family have wronged you is plenty for them to see things your way. And we all know, you're in the right, right? If you weren't, you wouldn't be.

Did someone assume your gender? How dare they.
Are they tired of your shit? Hitler was tired of the Jews.
Do they have lighter skin than you? How can they sleep at night knowing they're oppressing a visible minority?

You're sure a fan of low-roading, snowflake.

by FoxNSox January 11, 2019

Montréal Road Rage

Road rage on turbo mode. Almost always a Québécois man between the ages of 38-63 but sometimes women who have a terrifyingly deep voice. Usually set off by something pretty harmless, like a cyclist or a cab driver cutting someone off even though they had the right of way.

Cyclist: *cuts off driver who's trying to run a red light*
Driver: CÂLISSE DE TABARNAK D'OSTI!!! VA CHIER!! VA CHIER SUR LA TÊTE D'TA MÈRE, OSTI QU'UN CAVE EN CÂLISSE!!

Joseph Jean-Guy Desjardins: "I really thought that guy was going to murder me for not letting him cut in front of me"
Joseph Jean-Jacques Saulnier: "anything can inspire that Montréal Road Rage"

by Chopper Calquhoon March 17, 2019

Big Reads

When you figure out what someone will do before they do it.

Dude saw that from a mile, big reads.
Knew that was gonna happen, big reads.

by Nws Phantom August 29, 2019

Back-road in Mexico

A term used by Gearheads and Street Racers used to cover up where they have actually done some dumb shit, such as drag racing, top speed runs, drifting, etc, to avoid getting into trouble with the police.

"I took my G-Body Cutlass out and managed to beat some kid's Foxbody on a back-road in Mexico last night! That supercharger is starting to pay off!"

by Thefirkman June 16, 2020

Gravel Road Cops

Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Used in reference to the rural backroads where their Officers tend to patrol.

"Damn gravel road cops always jackin' me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."

by koevoet November 10, 2020

Australian road train

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.

-"That sounds like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean!"

-No! I don't!"

by Knightmusic December 25, 2020