Ed: That fella's riding ghetto.
Marj: Huh?
Ed: She's driving because he has a suspended license. You see it all the time in the ghetto.
Marj: Huh?
Ed: She's driving because he has a suspended license. You see it all the time in the ghetto.
by Trahnrae May 01, 2019
Finding pleasure in placing something on a shelf, and deliberately not using it while being well aware of its existence and location.
EX1:
Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"
Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"
EX2:
Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"
EX3:
Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."
Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."
Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"
Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"
EX2:
Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"
EX3:
Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."
Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."
by Roman Sidorov July 24, 2008
He gave me a Afro ride last night
by Montique August 15, 2020
when you let you before cum on his stomach then you ride his stomach all night instead of getting wet
by peyton green January 13, 2019
by meyersonfire March 18, 2019
to lay across the laps of people in the backseat of a car when there is one more person than seats in a car.
Person 1: "Hey man, can I catch a ride?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro, I already have 5 people though so you'll have to ride chocolate."
Person 2: "Yeah bro, I already have 5 people though so you'll have to ride chocolate."
by Zubohoffen December 07, 2013
Having sex with a woman who has COVID-19 specifically so that you can feel her pelvic floor muscles give you a good yank every time she convulses from coughing.
Man, I was riding 'rona on Megan the other day and it felt great then, less so now that I'm in the ICU with a 104 fever.
by theotherpervypilot March 29, 2020