portage placing

A verb for an action that nobody even understands.

Random Person : Hey kaitlyn, what you upto?

Kaitlyn: I'm portage placing. ACTIVELY. perplexity ensues the HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ksab February 17, 2009

Paying tribute

Ejaculating on someones picture/photo.

"Did you ever get to nail her?"
"No, but I find myself paying tribute to her yearbook photos quite often."

by Tributary January 28, 2014

praying mantis

A strange insect where the female eats the male after the mating ritual.

Praying mantis - the ultimate torturous sadistic fetish in an insect.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Astro Planing

The act of leaving one's living body and having an 'out of body experience'. Not the same as death.

Out of boy experiences can be attributed to astro planing.

by Srž Tanjur August 2, 2006

praying mantis

When you are having sex with a woman from behind and after she orgasms she reaches back and rips your head off.

Oh man, maria totally praying mantis'd alex last night.

by MantisMan December 12, 2010

Paying the rent

Any form of sex for compensation

"I just bought my girl dinner so you know its time for her to pay the rent."

by Big JD August 15, 2003

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

Function: verb
Etymology: Orgin Unknown although believed to have come from religous customers of fast food restaurants.

1. To vomit into a lavatory bowl while on your hands and knees as if one is in a position of prayer.
2. To defecate diarrheal contents tensely into a toilet bowl with hands held together and in the air as if one is praying.

MAN! I once ate at Taco Bell and because of that I was praying to the Porcelain Goddess all night!

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004