Phil

A strange species of inbred human shit from the lost world, Pakistan. They are easily recognizable for their lack of intelligence, infected lip piercings, and a very strange looking mohawk. If you come in contact with a Phil be sure not to look at it directly for its ugliness may cause permanent eye damage. They are loners and very dangerous in social events.

Guy 1: Hey, who's that guy?
Guy 2: Oh, that's Phil. Don't make eye contact!
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: Last person who did went blind.

by DinasaurHunter October 4, 2011

philadelphia

The home of numerous independent wrestling promotions including ECW, Ring of Honor and CZW.

Philadelphia is the home of two of the biggest indies in ECW and ROH.

by Mike December 28, 2005

Dr Phil

An amazing person who always knows just what to say. Always manages to calm me down when I'm having a bad day. My best friend, although he'll never know it.

Dr Phil told me I am making excuses and that I seriously need to stop looking for the bad in people.

by nooknoodle November 3, 2005

Phil

Saggy old men balls, smelly, crusty and mouldy.

I had sex with a man, he had Phil's.

by Isbol Hersin March 7, 2014

philadelphia wet basement

Seepage on the interior of a home in Philadelphia.

I have been hit with a philadelphia wet basement.

by Paul Thornton November 29, 2007

Philadelphia Painter

When you are having sex, and you ejaculate all over the walls and you grab the girls hair (as if shes a paintbrush) and paint the room with her mouth (she licks the semen off of the walls).

"This girl and I were going at it so hard that when it was time to ejaculate I blew my load all over her bedroom walls and then grabbed her hair and made her do the Philadelphia Painter"

by Paparazzi69 November 2, 2009

what's the plan, phil

said after a major fuck-up to the fucker, usually uttered by the fuckee.

c.f. WTF

Origin: ABC's Modern Family, S02E01 As the family car rolls off the cliff, Claire says to Phil "What's the plan, Phil"

Dude, you dropped a deuce on the boss's desk and stuck my business card in it? What's the plan, Phil.

You forget to pay the mortgage and now we're homeless? What's the plan, Phil.

by Modernisti Familoso July 7, 2011