peanut butter and jelly

When a man takes a laxative and then poops diarrhea into a womans vagina while she is on her period, and then has sex with her.

Man -Hey, Im gonna peanut butter and jelly you.
Woman -Cool

by Daeric May 9, 2008

peanuz

It means PENIS. Yes, that thing you love more than life itself.

Llama1: Why man? How could you do that?, it's insane!! WHY!?
Kuja: I DID IT FOR TEH PEANUZ!!!!!1

by Mob1 October 3, 2005

peanut butter nub

a nub who is so nubby all other nubs dont realize he exists.

mike:i feel bad for the guy on locust team.

team: why

mike: they are treating him like a peanut butter nub

by The Entity628 March 13, 2009

Peanut Butter Schfinkter

A sexual act when the girl puts peanut butter all over the guys penis and asshole and then licks it off. Can also be preformed with other foods such as whip cream, chocolate, etc.

Yo dawg that hoe over there gave me a peanut butter schfinkter last night!!!

Dude did that bitch give you a peanut butter schfinkter?!?!

by Jlevitt95 March 18, 2010

peanut girl

A girl who suffers from primordial dwarfism, littlest bitch in the class.

Man, that girl was def a peanut girl, she had proportionally small arms and legs to her small ass head.

by jaclacxx January 6, 2011

peanut butter beej

when you eat three table spoons of jiff peanut butter (reduced fat) then suck an erect penis, until it release a milky substance to wash the peanut butter down.

I ate three table spoons of reduced fat jiff, and had no milk to cleanse my pallet, so i gave my boy friend a peanut butter beej

by mileygurlkillpoprawrz March 24, 2011

peanutbutter balls

i like peauntbutters in my mouth with a bannana

mary: hey guess what i had peanutbutter balls
jeff:from who
mary:charlie they were yummy

by sally stitch March 29, 2011