Paradise Itch

The sensation felt while scratching the scrotum, while on opiates.

Nothings nicer than eating a vicodin and giving myself the ol' paradise itch once in a while

by m8e June 19, 2008

Quade parade

Quade parade is a term used to describe a bunch of douches or retards. Pretty much the plural of Quade.

Hey look at Jim, Bob and Terry, what a fucking Quade parade.

by Orgazm2000 January 20, 2009

Paradox

Something too damn complicated to explain and therefore irrelevant, especially when someone uses it all the time without actually knowing what it means.

Gina: Did you see the dog jump in front of the truck?

Annoying Guy 1: I know, it's such a paradox.

Gina- Rolls eyes

by Insert Clever Name Here January 23, 2013

bridesmaid paradox

Having a boner, but secretly wanting a girl to suck it but in reality you just jerk yourself to your fucked up hentai because your mom never loved you and your dad never came back when he went to get cigarettes.

I've been having an awesome day but after seeing some cute grills, I have a bridesmaid paradox and need to go home and cry myself to sleep

by k_m00se October 26, 2015

paladin

A tanking class in the Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game Final Fantasy 11. We, the Paladins, strive to keep hate towards us and not a mage or any other low def. class. We are warriors who have gone further and have taken on the white magical abilities. We are strong and nearly imposable to beat. Our only weakness, is magic. We have a high physical defense. Our 2-hour Special Ability (known for taking 2 hours to regain that ability) is invincablity. We cover the mages when they get alot of hate generated towards them; example below.

<Black Mage> <Paladin> <Enemy>
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Balck mage = Kegan
Paladin = Victorius
Enemy = Orcish Champion
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Kegan starts casting Quake on Orcish Champion.
Kegan casts Quake on Orcish Champion.
Orcish Champion takes 938 damage!
-Orcish Champion turns to Kegan-
Victorus uses cover!
-Victorius gets between Kegan and the Orcish Champion-
Cover! Victorius takes 78 damage!
_______________________________
instead of
-Orcish Champion turns to kegan-
-Kegan has 789 Hit Points while Victorius has 1,269-
-Orcish Champion hits Kegan for 597 damage!-
-Orcish Champion hits Kegan for 631 damage!-
-Kegan falls to the ground- (Implying he just got ass raped)
_____________________________
-Off subject-
-Orcish Champion turns to Katsukaru-
-Orcish Champion hits Katsukaru for 297 damage!-
-Ebony casts Cure III-
-Katsukaru recovers 190 Hit Points-
-Orcish Champion hits Katsukaru for 345 damage!-
-Katsukaru uses Tachi: Gekko- (Not to be confused with Tachi: Geiko)
-Orcish Champion take 168 damage!-
-Orcish Champion criticle hits Katsukaru for 538 damage!-
-Katsukaru falls to the ground- (dead, if you didn't figure that out already)

by Victorius-Paladin-San d'Orian Elvaan April 6, 2005

Paradox

"dox" night club for teens in west Baltimore under the bridge, hangout spot, big party

rey be at the dox tonight if you see me speak!
paradox rey be turnt tonight

by 410thrax January 20, 2015

Paladins

A poor rip-off of overwatch that is actually really fun to play and it's free...except there's microtransactions when it's still in beta

did u hear about that new game, paladins
ye, but i already have overwatch and they're pretty much the same thing!

by Blyfoot April 9, 2017