jiffy pants

pants of any ilk which provide a vibrating stimulus of the sexual variety

here boyo, have you seen my jiffy pants-I want to crack one off.

by toammy November 20, 2004

pouty pants

If you go around pouting your a pouty pants

Donald Trump needs to put on his big man pants and accept he lost the presidential election instead of being a pouty pants.

by ashane January 7, 2021

Jonah’s pants

Got something big in Jonah’s pants wonder what it is ;)

Wow he got a Jonah’s pants

by Jonahsexgod January 21, 2021

Exit Pants

The term “exit pants,” originating from popular culture of the early 1200s, comes from the Latin root “pantus exeunt”. It refers to a moment, or succession of life sentences, in which the subject in question removes their pants upon a vision from God. This vision is usually instigated upon the influence of heavily sedated elephants in stampede. In this event the person, or gay, would kneel before the elephants, and simply remove pants.

Jeffy Jeong: exit pants, please

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

Crappy pants

A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.

Look at Jimmy standing there in his shit stained underpants. He's got crappy pants.

by JoeyBomm January 26, 2021

No-Pants Wednesday

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.

Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

shid pant

when you get too excited and shid your pant.

your mum -“oh no i shat myself”
me - “haha shid pant”

by AHAHSHHDHZBD February 28, 2022