Pone phone

another way of saying, that was a FAIL.

(say to friend who just screwed something up)
ring ring, ring ring
pick up the pone phone

by goldfish are my life September 03, 2009

Phone swirly

When someone flushes the toilet on you when your on the phone. This sometimes destroys the phone in which has been swirlied

As soon as i heard the toilet flush on the phone I knew I was getting a phone swirly.

by One FrY January 18, 2009

jailbreak phone

When a company like Metro pcs uses phones they don't sell.

I went to Metro and got my new I phone which I bought somewhere else to work when they jailbreak phone .

by Philly fasool March 19, 2016

Phone rape

Unwanted phone sex

Lad 1 Did you ring sherry last night
Lad 2 yeah we had phone rape

by Swiifty123 March 06, 2016

phone schluff

Using the phone and specific words / tones for the sole purpose of helping the person on the other end of the line fall asleep and/or take a nap.

Similar to phone sex, yet with a different desired result.
Often times used after a successful phone sex session

As he laid in bed, she called him and she provided phone schluff -- he was soon fast asleep.

by Jopher714 March 29, 2010

pocket phones

When your earphones to your ipod,mp3,walkman or cd playeris tangled up due to being in your pocket too long

person1: why is your earphones so tangled?
person2: they are not earphones there pocket phones

by castellaneon November 21, 2010

cell phoning

girls or fags who use a cell phone on vibrate as a dildo to achieve sexualy stimulation

sally cell phoned last night then went off gnoming

by Petesfat@petesfat@BL April 06, 2005