D.O.P.E.™️

Developing Opportunities & Progressing Every day (trademarked in the US Virgin Islands)

Everyone around you should be thinking about D.O.P.E.™️

by Sofarsogucci October 23, 2018

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The largest amount of boredom. Done by typing diagonally two rows at a time from left to right.

Bob: I'm so frickin' bored bro that i'll type 1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
John: How about qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkm,opl;./.
Bob: *Gasp* Boiiii I couldn't think of that. >:0

by anonymous March 8, 2017

open thong

A tiny, crotchless thong which frames pussy in a window between thin bands of lacy material. Some types have a fine thread of pearls running from the top of the 'window' between the girl's pussylips. This thread connects to the waist band at the base of the spine. Another type has a feather attached to stimulate the clitoris. Open thongs are often decorated with semi-precious jewels, pearls, diamante, lace or sequins.

Her idea of heaven was to be knickerless, to strut her stuff wearing just an open thong under her tight red miniskirt. It was a sure-fire way of getting cocks and sperm.

by O'Flagherty January 6, 2008

Season Opener

Noun. The first girl you fuck after a streak of not getting it in for a long time. Usually a fugly girl who you wouldn't normally fuck, but do so anyway out of the necessity to warm up and get back in the game.

Subey: "Moustapha, you should fuck Moby as a season opener because you haven't been able to get it in since the accident and you need some practice, yeah?"
Moustapha: "Oh Hell yea. Usually I'm repulsed by her because she's a big girl, but I have the biggest boner now just thinking about her. I'll seduce her with my new Ralph Lauren scarf."

by Krazy K 69 February 11, 2014

Oprahgasm

The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of Oprah excitation, usually by screaming Oprah Winfrey Show audience members, but sometimes home-viewers as well.

We tuned into Oprah's Favorite Things episode simply to witness the multiple Oprahgasms.

by Kimberly Clark May 7, 2009

Brown Ops

An alternative method of playing Call of Duty: Black Ops that involves playing said game while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.

Player 1: (making grunting noises) Two guys heading for the C flag.

Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?

Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.

Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?

Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.

by Mick the Dick October 18, 2011

opeoluwa

A Yoruba name given to an extremely beautiful, hot, spicy, fun to be with, extremely patient and generous lady ... a very gorgeous and stunning beauty to behold ... it is a very powerful name...

Look at this beautiful girl... her name is Opeoluwa 💃🏽

by Uchaaaay gurrrrrlllll March 18, 2017