A band consisting of alex gaskarth, jack barakat, zack merrick, and rian dawson. Debatabley one of the best pop-punk bands to play, ever. Their music will touch you in places you didn't know you had. One glance into alex's eyes (and hair) or the first time you hear a sweet note come out of that mouth and you'll be hooked. Don't get your hopes up though my friend, home boy's taken. But then there's zack, with the sickest six pack you've ever seen (and probably ever will see) and the crazy hair. Rian "gaybe,maybe!" Dawson, (as quoted in nothing personal)enough said (: who is also very much taken. And last but most definitely not least, jack. The kid that put the whole band together back in '03, a big thank you goes to that guy on behalf of the world. They aren't sell outs, so don't be a douche and say they are. Undeniabely, alex's voice was much better before the editors got to it and did their shitty lay overs, but we can still get a chance to hear perfection at live shows. Basically, the sickest and most hilarious kids you'll ever meet. & no doubt a crazy great band. So don't be fooled by their entising looks and boyish charm, they're so much more than that.
by tori wouldyouturnmeon? July 15, 2009
A term used to describe a homosexual male who prefers multiple large insertions but keeping people he idea he's in charge dellusionaly in his head even shouting insults from the bottom aka low tier but ultimately he's the bitch.
by A. Scholar May 25, 2021
a white guy with a big dick
by spltbird November 25, 2002
Pop punk quartet consisting of Alex Gaskarth, Rian Dawson, Zack Merrick, and Jack Barakat. They have an awseome and energetic sound and a great live show. If you've never heard of them, I'd say go check 'em out! But be warned, their fans suck nowadays. Everyone is concerned with looks, being a boardie, and who has loved the band longer. So watch your ass 'cause people are vicious! But still, check 'em out. I love this band!
by shakingandwaiting October 28, 2008
by john tinkleberry VIII January 16, 2007
A Maryland based band formed in 2003. Consists of Zack Merrick, Jack Barakat, Rian Dawson and Alex Gaskarth. Pop-punk genre. A new album is set to release "Dirty Work" in May/June 2011, the date is still undetermined as it has been pushed back by new record label Interscope. Currently have 3 albums and 2 EPs.
The unpopular opinion of the band is that they have sold out. This isn't true. The boys will always make the greatest effort they can to meet their fans after a show, and they will apologise whole-heartedly to their fans if they can't. They will always go on stage, even if they're sick. They will treat their fans to pizza when they've been waiting in line since early morning in the freezing cold, hours before they've even arrived at the venue. They aim to make their fans happy at any cost.
The boys mean a lot to a lot of people whether haters like it or not. To their fans, they are like family, brothers, best friends. They are one of the few bands that care for their fans nowadays. Before anyone says that none of their songs have meaning, it's bullshit. We can name at least three songs that have meaning behind them, one of which the band finds hard to perform as it's deeply personal. This band has saved lives for some people and will always have us hustlers supporting and loving them.
The unpopular opinion of the band is that they have sold out. This isn't true. The boys will always make the greatest effort they can to meet their fans after a show, and they will apologise whole-heartedly to their fans if they can't. They will always go on stage, even if they're sick. They will treat their fans to pizza when they've been waiting in line since early morning in the freezing cold, hours before they've even arrived at the venue. They aim to make their fans happy at any cost.
The boys mean a lot to a lot of people whether haters like it or not. To their fans, they are like family, brothers, best friends. They are one of the few bands that care for their fans nowadays. Before anyone says that none of their songs have meaning, it's bullshit. We can name at least three songs that have meaning behind them, one of which the band finds hard to perform as it's deeply personal. This band has saved lives for some people and will always have us hustlers supporting and loving them.
“We don't offer any solutions necessarily but we definately offer you a minute to escape." - Alex Gaskarth of All Time Low
by Mollyanne. April 23, 2011
noun.
-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)
-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)
ex.
Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."
Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."
by big1jc June 07, 2011