shitter legs

When sitting on the toilet for so long that ones legs fall asleep.

Frank, are you almost done in there, your going to end up with shitter legs!

by Benjamama February 05, 2018

salt legs

When your jeans absorb salt through snow found in parking lots & the like and create a white lines at the cuffs of one's jeans. This occurs after every winter snow fall in northern climates as salt from the roads gets all over your feet and soaks your jeans. The rings creep up your jeans from the bottom up and create a white line ring around them.

"Why aren't you going out tonight?" "I have no clean jeans and need to do laundry because all of them have salt legs."

by cjcooter January 17, 2014

Kanki legs

Crooked/twisted up leg

Dude #1: Yo your kanki legs are hella crooked
Dude #2: Nahhh, Shut the fuck up, they aren't kanki

by El kanko May 07, 2018

Crossed legs

Crossed legs are when a man crosses his legs. it is usually seen as gay but if you are doing it in a stylish way its okay.

dude 1: Bro, look at that guy his legs dirty as fuck!

dude 2: OMFG! those crossed legs are fine as fuck

by DaKingAllan November 09, 2020

Stork Legs

When a skinny ass girl wears black leggings.

"DAMN! You see that girl over there in them black leggings, Jack?!"

"Yeah dude she got some Stork Legs!!"

by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe September 05, 2017

bowling leg

When you bowl so many games that your leg is too sore/achy to walk/stairs/toilet.

Ugh, I have bowling leg!

Ugh, I have bowling leg!

by 6’2 July 23, 2019

Kangaroo Legs

To have extremely well developed leg strength

You: Yo look at Mike squatting 600

Friend: Yo how is he able to do that

You: He’s got those kangaroo legs

by BlueJay Slade November 01, 2017