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Touch Grass

Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off
by Leftforlife June 16, 2024
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coup de grass

Da final status of an argument from a teenager about not wanting to mow da lawn.
If yer parents decide to have ya do a little yard-work, ya should know right off da bat dat it's not gonna do any good to whine or protest about it --- it'll always be da "coup de grass" --- i.e., ya'll still hafta do said landscaping in da end, no matter how loudly ya wail about it.
by QuacksO July 7, 2024
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Grass

You have not touched it in 11 years.
JUST GO TOUCH IT
“I play Fortnite so I don’t touch GRASS
by Pixilmonky July 11, 2024
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Grass

A foreign item that is found in the mysterious realm of "outside". It is unknown if this mythical substance is cap.
Millenial: Go touch grass
Gen Alpha: What the skib are you on?
by skibidisigma_nocap July 18, 2024
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Blade of Grass

A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.
“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”
by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024
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Blade of Grass

Term coined by the greatest service industry professional ever Davina. A blade of grass is a purposeless object, thing, or person that serves no purpose. It is presently there and noticeable but can also be forgotten very easily.
“I wish Stella wasn’t her usual blade of grass self. It was almost like I was working alone today.” #lonely
by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024
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The Grass is Blue

A point someone admits they’re arguing just to argue with no intent of coming out with a valid point. Basically someone who thinks they’re always right.
Person 1: I proved you wrong like 3 times stop arguing
Person 2: the grass is blue bro
by alanipinkslush25 March 27, 2025
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