Owners of the greatest podcast on the internet. They talk about all sorts of stuff and they post a few times a week. Check them out wherever podcasts are available. Just search ‘myrtle beach nerds’ on any podcast engine and subscribe on itunes!
Joe: hey you ever listen to the myrtle beach nerds podcast?
Mary: never heard of them.
Joe: I knew I should have f*#@ed your sister instead.
Mary: never heard of them.
Joe: I knew I should have f*#@ed your sister instead.
by MyrtleBeachNerds March 02, 2019
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by ferencyfingerer May 16, 2023
When a person lights a candle and spreads thy anus while squatting over said flame and clenching thy cheeks to extinguish the flame
by Peejuan February 15, 2017
Word given a old fat ladies ass on granddaddy's head. This usally evolves some kind of anal penetration with the tongue.
1.Please Muffy can ya get this Beached Ass offa ma face ya dam whore.
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?
by Tim the Gardener May 14, 2003
To put it simply, it's a toilet. All anyone here does is talk big but have nothing to show for it. The idiots running this place somehow have enough tax money to build all these unnecessary things, but never enough to improve our out-of-date schools. People here think they can solve everything by fighting and making idle threats. The majority of the population is trash. You're not gonna find southern hospitality down here. Also, Long Beach is technically a city, but it is and always will be a small town. Everyone's in everyone else's business and there's never a moment without gossip. Plus, pretty much anyone you make friends with is gonna fuck you over and betray you.
by josybird. January 22, 2012