road toastie

A toasted cheese sandwich made for a guest to have on their trip back home.

Yo Dan, I'm heading home. Russle me up a road toastie for the drive home

by Nish91 July 15, 2018

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Bend In The Road

An insult for someone who is a little dumb, or makes a mistake but is still funny and likeable.

"Which bend in the road thought it would be a good idea to briefcase the teacher's bag"

by eagle553 April 03, 2019

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road boob

breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam... far away from nearest exit... and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent's ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows

When a jack-knifed truck shut down the Mass Pike last Sunday, road boob was the only thing that would quiet the baby.

by DirtyWaterbury November 20, 2016

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Road-Bread

The act of performing oral sex on a female with a yeast infection while she is driving a motor vehicle. Basically the same thing as "Road-Head" except it is with a female driver and she has enough yeast to bake bread in her cooter.

I gave my girl Road-Bread on the way to the beach. I leaned over under the steering wheel and gave her head. The car was then filled with the sweet aroma of a honey wheat "King's Hawaiian Roll."

by Guacamullet September 05, 2016

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stamets road

A climbing road in New Jersey, in Hunterdon County, near the Delaware River with panoramic views of Pennsyltucky.

The Birthplace of the famous Kittlin clan.

NASCAR fans and unibrows are prevalent.

Those damn cats from Stamets Road are pooping in my garden!

by Zonetrap November 07, 2007

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