Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT known to man covered in oil.

Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up?
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

The Oil Rig

The act of sticking it in someones ass after they have had exlax causing the shit to spray out like a geyser upon pulling out.

I had to shower last night after the oil rig I gave my girlfriend

by glassballs4u December 10, 2017

oil burner bitch

The lowest of the low coach class bitch, typically spotted in low income neighborhoods selling their stink pipe for a quick 5$ you can usually identify them by their pick marks and lack of teeth.

Get the fuck outta here you goddamn oil burner bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 6, 2022

Little Oil Man

The person in the project group that lubricates the performance of the group.

Without the Little Oil Man we would have not made this semester.

by Vernuftig Tafereel April 9, 2024

Oil

Liquid that the United States of AmeriKKKa has sex with and drinks and always steals.

Iraq: cool I dig oil

United States: Oil? OIL?! Iraq got OIL!!!!!

by lololololo797969lolololoæégêęä March 23, 2024

oil rig

A euphimism for jail.

Person A: I spent 4 months on an oil rig. It was hard to keep in touch with everyone.
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?

by wehrmacht_bitchesat May 27, 2018

oil your drumstick

When your friend can't say masturbate he says "oil your drumstick"

BigDaddy: So do you still oil your drumstick Frank?
Frank: Dude, just say masturbate.

by BrotherGeorge February 28, 2016