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Global Poop Network

The Global Poop Network, or GPN, is the idea that all forms of restrooms are connected and have a interconnected system of plumbing. There are multiple ways of being able to access the GPN. If you are at home, the office, or the bar those connections are usually public and see a lot of heavy traffic. Remote connections are usually seen in houses that have septic tanks or outhouses. There are even instances where the GPN is accessible via WiFi. This is most commonly seen on tour busses, airplanes, and larger watercraft.
Person 1: Hey do you want to get coffee in a little bit?

Person 2: Maybe, I have to log onto the Global Poop Network and upload some data.

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Do you have a minute for me to explain?
by The Thinnest Thin Mint August 3, 2019
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Nethmi

This person is ALWAYS photogenic, is like barney stinson; it's impossible to take a bad photo of her! Is a GREAT friend. and will do VERY well in her biology exams.

Is also known by the names:
Nethles, Neth Neth Peri Peri, Nemphi

warning: when partnered up with a rita will become an extreme distraction to EVERYONE around them
person1: I havent done ANY work today
person2: was Nethmi and Rita here?
by tinee3105 December 11, 2011
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Network Nazi

An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on the server for long, and discourages entertaining emails sent to the whole company. Every time he works on your computer, he changes your desktop image from picture of your family to None.
Sorry. I didn't get your email. Our Network Nazi blocks all emails that are from Yahoo addresses.
by Briannnnnnnn August 23, 2006
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E! Network

A television network created by, programmed by, (and FOR):
1. Persons whom have sustained a traumatic brain injury.
2. Persons who have a naturally low I.Q. (room temp.)
3. Worthless assholes who have nothing to do but collect a welfare check.
4. Just about any other idiot who gives a shit about dumbass wannabe celebrities and their useless lives.
Absolutely loaded with brainless shows see Chelsea handler
I would rather get a chainsaw enema than have to watch E!
Trailer park housewife# 1: hey verlene,you wanna come over and watch E! Network with me?
Trailer park housewife #2: sure, right after I suck on the loud end of a shotgun.
Trailer park housewife #1: so is that a no then?
*BANG*
by roadkil August 14, 2011
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nether garden

a polite term of phrase to indicate a ladies vagina
"Can I place my bulb in your nether garden"
by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005
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Pizza and watch netflix

Pizza and watch netflix is the invitation given to a girl from a guy to "hang out" which is a cover for having sex.
guy:"hey wanna come round? we can order pizza and watch netflix"
really what he means is..
guy: "hey want to come to mine and have sex?"
by ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHH January 8, 2015
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NetBSD

noun - primary one

NetBSD is one of several Unix-like operating systems stemming from the BSD4.4-lite release of the Berkeley Software Distributions.

Originally derived from 386BSD, on April 3rd, 1993, NetBSD (along with FreeBSD) later had to reimport their developments in March of 1994 to the BSD4.4-lite base after the settlement of a lawsuit between AT&T's USL and the University of Columbia/BSDi.

NetBSD has since moved to become one the most highly ported operating system in the world, running on more than 50 platforms.

Currently working towards the 2.0 release, tentitavely set for this spring, NetBSD is at 1.6.2 for it's stable release.

NetBSD was used for the base for the development of OpenBSD, a security focused BSD that runs on 11 platforms, when co-founder of the NetBSD Project Theo de Raadt was forced out of the core development team for personality and opinion differences.

noun - primary two

The NetBSD Project, the organisation that manages the development of the NetBSD operating system. The group that was responsible for registering NetBSD as a trademark and is charged with defending it.
Even though OpenBSD was started because of a fight between developers, NetBSD and OpenBSD freely share code.
by Nate July 7, 2004
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