Muddy Pancake

The act of plopping a human steamer on to the breasts of a female laying on her back with her boobs flat like a pancake.

Yeah last night I left a muddy pancake on Kenzie. She loved it and asked for another muddy pancake.

Muddy Pancake by Turdcutter69 November 13, 2017

muddypit 

WHEN A GIRL MAKES A VERY MUDDI

Madison:Can I make you very MUDDI
KENNY:Yes my pleasure

Madison:DO YOU LIKE MUDDYPIT

muddypit by ILIKEMUDDYGIRLS November 24, 2017

Mundane Mitch 

Male version of a basic bitch.

That mundane Mitch needs to stop bragging about his gluten free diet and CrossFit. He is basic as shit.

Mundane Mitch by FeelingYachty April 22, 2018

muddy iceberg 

The act of placing a block of ice too big to flush just before someone has to defecate in it.

Suddenly stricken with a case of food poisoning, Rebecca was shocked to see a block of ice too big to flush in the only available toilet. She had no choice but to leave a muddy iceberg.

muddy iceberg by Rtrchc April 22, 2018

Muddy Pirate 

When a female takes a shit in a mans mouth and right when it’s about to drop she yells “Arghh” while he is wearing a pirate hat and eye patch

Honey I can’t wait to go home and become your slutty muddy pirate an I might even walk the plank

Muddy Pirate by Phillyfan420 February 3, 2018

Mundame 

A common female whore.

Does somebody have a case of the mundames?

Mundame by Vin Nguyen February 21, 2018

Muddy Dog 

When two individuals are having raw anal doggy style. When the individual penetrating takes their penis out of the reciever’s anus there will be shit on the penis. The penatrator then grips their penis and slides their hand up the shaft to remove the shit. Once all the shit is on their hand they slap it on the back of the receiver.

“Last night I gave your mum a muddy dog.”
“Yesterday me and Kyle did muddy dog and my still smells of shit!”

Muddy Dog by George Stanfield March 6, 2018