captain morgan 

The approach of ones sexual partener from a rear entry position. This differs from the conventional method, however, in that male 'takes a knee' to position himself behind his partener in a fashion resembling the stance of Captain Morgan, spokesperson of the popular spiced rum.

Shlogan Captain Morganed a chick.

captain morgan by Marcellis Wallace March 27, 2005

James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident 

One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.

The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.

The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.

"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?

Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"

James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident by morgangills December 1, 2004

Captain Morgan Wipe 

The preferred technique for wiping one's ass. One must be nude or pantless for proper execution. After completion of the deuce, you arise, inspect your work, form a satisfied grin on your face, place a bare foot on the still warm seat (striking the Captain Morgan pose) for easy cleaning access, and commence wiping.

My gf caught me in the middle of a Captain Morgan wipe yesterday. I really need to start closing the bathroom door.

Captain Morgan Wipe by Dan I am February 5, 2010

The Morgan Freeman Effect 

When a person is attractive as a whole, but has a few qualities that are unattractive. The Morgan Freeman Effect states that those unattractive qualities become just as attractive as the other qualities. It is called the Morgan Freeman Effect because when you look at Morgan Freeman, a semi-decent actor, with a more than amazing voice, you think everything about him is extremely fantastic. This happens because of the one quality he is famous for, his soothing, gentle, massaging voice. This makes the fact that he is an okay actor completely irrelevant, because he is fucking Morgan Freeman.

Guy- "Why do you think shes so hot??? She has such a huge nose!!"
Friend- "I don't know, I think its kinda cute."
Guy- "Ahhh! The Morgan Freeman Effect at its finest."

The Morgan Freeman Effect by Super713 February 13, 2013

Love u Morgan Wallen 

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love u Morgan Wallen
Whoever you are, maybe Urban Dick husband. 🤣🤣🤣

Love u Morgan Wallen by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 16, 2020

Hairy Morgan

A traditional greeting method that dates back to Pilgrims. Also used to accentuate a point. Dipping one's taint into another one's unexpected mouth. Performed similarly to a teabag, except all taint. Taintastic.

She couldn't figure out how to change the tire, so I gave her a Hairy Morgan

Hairy Morgan by Hairy Morgan November 2, 2010

captain morgan 

Alcohlic beverage, technically spiced rum. It's what Eric got suspended for.

Eric drank captain morgans and came to school! now hes suspended for 10 fucking days! LOL!

captain morgan by Eric January 7, 2005