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monotasker

opposite of multitasker. much better than this lame-ass single tasker 4000 people think is cool, according to my inbox. what is wrong with you people. kiwis have been using monotasker for a long time so i hope it replaces this odious single tasker.

ok so it's not quite the opposite of multitasker, that would be doing nothing one thing at a time. kind of like my teenager.

maybe nonotasker is the next missing link?
my dad got really mad once when his lunch fell off his bike carrier in front a downs syndrome guy who just about PHSL. the orange rolled into the gutter.

my dad is such a total monotasker mate.
by i think it's mini March 25, 2010
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union monopoly

A union Monopoly is a union which has large amounts of political power and social influence.

These types of unions are often monopolistic in terms of forced unionization,

and are Coercive in terms of involuntary labor practices.

over time union monopolies start providing less and less services later asking members for more fees in return for less union services. Union monopolies often times bribe political officials to prevent companies from leaving their situated areas or governments from reworking their contracts. They are also unwilling to negotiate so they often times bankrupt the same companies or cities of which their workers they represent

Union monopolies Are known to bribe political officials in attempts to enforce all citizen workers under a single union. some politicians known to support union monopolies such as democratic socialist Bernie sanders whom has been a vocal supporter of forced unionization.

Sadly many citizens are often times unaware that unions are just as corrupt as corporate monopolies.

the intentions may be different, but the means are all the same.
Voters vote in Bernie sanders. Bernie sanders has been bought by the union monopoly. The unions fund his campaign, the workers fund the unions. The voters pay for union backed companies and union worker government services.

Cycle of corruption.
by ascocisco September 15, 2015
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Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.
Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.
by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee February 23, 2008
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Monophyte

A Neopets player who is very rich and popular on the site Neopets. The reason he is very rich is because he has been working on the account for quite some time. But this is the part that most people get wrong: HE IS THE SWEETEST GUY I KNOW. He lent the Super Attack Pea to his baby sister. Also, he doesn't give it to girls that act like sluts around him. He. Has. A. Girlfriend. If you have been wondering where he got his name from, it's because when he made the account, he was sick from school fighting mono. Mono fight, monophyte.
Monophyte: I'll lend you SuAP

Neopian: AWW you're so nice(:
by I_Love_Monophyte March 1, 2011
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Monogender

An individual whose perspective is shaped through a single gender gestalt.
Person A: Men are assholes!
Person B: Women are bitches!
Person A & B: Transgender people are sick.
Person C: You two monogender idiots are lame.
by Ehipassiko August 31, 2010
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Monotype

stero / mono
sterotype / monotype
by area21records.co.uk October 7, 2003
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monopoly

it's what you tell your mom your doing at your boyfriend or girlfriends house when she calls
(cell rings)
You: Damn, it's my mom (answers cell angrily) What?
Mom: what are you up to?
You: uh..playing monopoly
Mom: ok, i'll talk to you in the morning (hangs up)
Your Boy/girlfriend: Dude you just lied to your mom
You: I know, so shut up and bang me
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