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Really mean. Kinda self-centered. Athletic but really anoying. If you fall in love with one, he'll break your heart and stomp on the peices.
Girl 1: Man I really like him, he seems nice.
Girl2: Looks can be deciving. Plus have you ever met a Mikey?
Girl1: No, I want to.
Girl3: Seriously? Man I hope you dont like him. He is 100% a heart breaker
Mikey by Sadie Wadie Baby March 7, 2017
Shortened version of Steven smiley meaning something along the lines of retard or dumb
Boy 1: does 2 + 3 equal 7

Boy 2: No it equals 5 you miley
Miley by Fannybandit Yeetmachine October 12, 2017

Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae

The act of a woman laying on her back/shoulders against a bed with her pussy pointing to the ceiling, legs back towards her then the guy grabbing his nuts and inserting them into her pussy.
Depending on the bed and the lady, this may require her to lay on a low stool to ensure her pussy is at the right height
the stool can be used by the guy to hover over her pussy and lower himself.
It's the nicest feeling, (have to be hairless to appreciate it.)
After fisting my subslut, I gave her Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae, the right nut was slightly painful, but the left nut, slipped in and popped out with ease.
Mikey's Nut Fuck Sundae by phred512 November 14, 2017

mikey pipe pipe 

The orginal pipe pipe member, it means when ur dick game is so strong they gotta call u pipe pipe cause one pipe isn’t enough
Michael pipe game so strong they call him Mikey pipe pipe

Mikey Schmitt 

A gorgeous, loveable, irresistible guy. Mikey is the type of guy any girl would be lucky to spend their life with, and should be grateful to have. He's athletic, has a great smile, and is an exceptionally hard worker. He doesn't always make the best decisions but that's only because his sensitive side gives into others easily. With the right guidance and love he is a sure fire catch; ready and willing to commit to making the future brighter whether with a friend or his girl. Once you experience anything with Mikey you'll never want to lose him.
What a beautiful couple and blessed life... Amber sure is lucky to have Mikey Schmitt by her side.
Mikey Schmitt by Ryderchik May 4, 2018

Miley's Law

A law that was put into place in 2013 that protects foam fingers from any form of sexual harassment or sexual assault, named in honor of a foam finger, who because of a horrifying assault on live TV, is still in therapy to this day
Millions of foam fingers will be safe, thanks to Miley's Law
Miley's Law by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018