when you beat the absolute living shit out of your meat package so fucking hard, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum" or "jizz", rapidly shoots out of your penis hole at 800 miles an hour.
it can also lead to your girlfriend becoming pregnant and having children if shooting out your hot sticky jizz while your erect, fat, thick, juicy cock is located inside of her vagina/pussy.
it can also lead to your girlfriend becoming pregnant and having children if shooting out your hot sticky jizz while your erect, fat, thick, juicy cock is located inside of her vagina/pussy.
(alone (masturbating))
guy: omagash im boutta cum a large quan-titty of kids after this daily and excessive masturbation
(with partner)
guy: oh my gosh im gonna shoot my hot cum inside of your pussy!!!!!!!11111
girl: shoot it inside of me daddy uwu
guy: omagash im boutta cum a large quan-titty of kids after this daily and excessive masturbation
(with partner)
guy: oh my gosh im gonna shoot my hot cum inside of your pussy!!!!!!!11111
girl: shoot it inside of me daddy uwu
by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023
Get the masturbationmug. I masturbate because im lonely
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Get the Masturbatemug. "Jeez ..!! that THOT masturbating behind those bushes."
"Hey! can you tell me.. how it feels like to masturbate?"
"Hey! can you tell me.. how it feels like to masturbate?"
by Silver Blake December 15, 2020
Get the Masturbatemug. The act of laughing at or enjoying your own jokes to such an extent to which it may be seen to cause you arousal.
Steve: Don't you find it weird how Dave always laughs at his own jokes? They aren't even funny...
James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.
James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.
by MegaP143 May 29, 2017
Get the joke masturbationmug. ''Sometimes, uh, people are unable to find other people to partake in certain activities with, in which they will partake in those activities on their own. That, that is the definition-
(H: no it's really not.)
That is KIND OF the definition of masturbation. Ummm and that is all I'm willing to say''
Max (and Harvey) to Tilly in 13 again podcast
(H: no it's really not.)
That is KIND OF the definition of masturbation. Ummm and that is all I'm willing to say''
Max (and Harvey) to Tilly in 13 again podcast
''It looks like you're masturbating.'' was said to Tilly. ''What is masturbation?'' clueless Tilly asked.
by hereforthefunsies January 3, 2025
Get the masturbationmug. by Momof4hmr December 21, 2020
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