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machine gun theory

when a man is hitting on multiple women in hopes of at least landing one, similar to a spray and pray with a machine gun, since during a spray and pray there is always a high chance that at least one bullet will hit its mark.
Joseph was super horny, so he utilised the renowned machine gun theory to get some pussy.
by PapoTruco00976 April 24, 2018
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Machinery

Person One: Wow Sin, you really don’t understand machinery?

Sin: ya why?
Person One: guess I’ll redefine it.
by Karkus101 January 12, 2021
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Machine

Something that has a harder life than everybody else, probably because a machine wishes it knew what it was like to care about what's right and wrong, and wishes it knew what it was like to find someplace where it belongs.
You think it's hard being a human, try being a machine for a day and see if you would make it as a machine.
by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021
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subway machine

the situation calls for two guys and one girl, as one guy gives her anal she's giving the other guy a rim job.
man, you me and janie should get some subway machine going later on.
by jfkdlasbgjre June 28, 2008
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Mom machine

An SUV or minivan that is all over the road being driven by a woman with several kids on board.
Why can't she just drive a car instead of cutting us all off in her mom machine?
by single guy May 18, 2010
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sleep machine

1. (n., archaic) A synonym for a white-noise generator.

2. (n.) A sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke-ass twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.
1. I can only sleep when you're gone if the sleep machine is set to waterfall, Rico.

2. Well, it's 5 AM and I've done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until I fall unconscious.
by Allen Wren November 21, 2010
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uploading machine

oh no a rain of torrents, thats right its the uploading machine, roadrunner must be uploading again, no1 else uploads like that
by dont be nosey November 29, 2010
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