May i praise the lord 

When some random nigga starts to dance infront of ur car.

Random Nigga: May i praise the lord?
Me: Yea why not.
Random Nigga: *Starts to dance*
Me: ah shit, here we go again.

May i praise the lord by Bagplays July 7, 2019

May 25 

May 25 is slap ass day. You can slap everyone’s ass without them getting mad.

“What’s on May 25?”

“It’s slap ass day! You can slap everyone’s ass.”

May 25 by Mrs anonymous November 2, 2019

May 20 

national fist your arsehole day in england

“why aren’t you out today, isn’t it your birthday”
“yeah but it’s may 20 i have to fist my ass”

May 20 by realassbitch1 November 3, 2019

May 17th 

Norway national day

Ay, dude Happy birthday it’s may 17th!
So?

It’s Norway’s national day

May 17th by Silnor1 November 28, 2019

May 26 

Best day to meet your crush after a 3 month quarantine. All lost days during quarantine such as national grab booty day or give head day may be exceptionally used at once on May 26.

- Hey bro! i will be meeting my crush on may 26 when this quarantine is over
+ That is the best day! You should grab her booty while kissing her

May 26 by LaZowiPuta May 25, 2020

May 20 

May 20 is the official Slap Grace Day where anyone can slap people named Grace without consequences !!

*slaps someone named Grace*
Grace: "hey why did you do that"
You: "because its May 20 - Slap Grace Day - and I can !!"
Grace: "oh okay"

May 20 by siennaisbetterthankyah January 21, 2021

May the 24th

This is a day you should be proud to be born on, just because why not?

I was born on May the 24th.

May the 24th by xflox_x February 10, 2021