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minecraft

The game only true legends play and where many men of god spent their childhood consisting of hitting trees, building, killing mobs, screaming, griefing, parody songs and little kids
friend:"yo, you wanna hit up the fort?"
me:"No im not a cringe lord im playing minecraft!"
friend: "don't make me kill your minecraft dog"
me: "Never commit a sin so immense i will commit seppuku and burn you and your family with the rath of a thousand suns like my father before me of the Spanish inquisition!"
by whiteboard16 November 25, 2019
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minecraft

a game realeseses peisecs in 2011 about usin blox to build stuff and usig nice weepons 2 destroy dragons, zombeez, skewewons, creepy pastas - wait, no - crrepers, an ova stufff . peeople who pway dis game r like epik gamrs
botted up my pc cuz i neeed need dat minecraft batto pass
by cosmicfoam April 25, 2022
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Minecraft

a boring ass game that for some reason virgin Redditors and 12-year-olds like to worship because god forbid you don't like Minecraft or play Fortnite. This game used to be so damn good before it was overcomplicated by Mojang and was being cult-like worshipped by Redditors.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna play minecraft?

Me: no, that game is boring
by Cheese Wonton May 27, 2022
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holden hoffman minecraft

by justausernamekeepscrolling September 20, 2021
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minecraft

1 i love minecraft ...
2 no it is cancer
by nbhdfvhsvsdg December 17, 2018
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minecraft

a game about getting fucked hard in the ass by big bony aimbotters
friend 1: lets play minecraft
*pew pew pew*
friend 2: haha get fucked loser
by chuld molester July 19, 2024
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Minecraft

A game where you have to mine and craft
I am shitting minecraft
by anonymous April 19, 2022
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