dongy knucker

Something you beat people over the head with.

He used a dongy knucker to beat him senseless.

by droom August 18, 2010

flobber-knocker

writing object which displays awesomeness in the form of sented sparkles in any sent...ANY SENT

(i mean anything you can dream of, it's a flobber-knocker)

gravy sented, spray paint sent, big toe sent, nail polish sent, hair spray sent, expo marker sent, dust sent, flobber-knocker, etc.

by Bodascious Flip-Flop November 29, 2010

Baby kicker

noun; one who strikes babies or small children with his or her feet; someone who hates children for no viable reason

Why are you such a baby kicker?
I wouldn't let your kids near him, he's a baby kicker.

by OvaltineJohnson March 14, 2011

johnny knocker

an individual who tit fucks... ...in Great Britain.

Timothy was a real johnny knocker, Maria was not pleased with her husbands particular partiality.

by edward van blankenstien June 12, 2013

rod knocker

one who talks shit about anothers dick

That fuck saw my cock on the internet and said shit about it, what a fucking rod knocker.

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 25, 2013

Heart Kicker

The anxiety term used for someone whom's heart races at a fast pace (on a daily basis) when embarrassed instead of blushing, like "Blushing Mess"es.

"Dana had a real Heart Kicker when she dropped her folder full of drawings, she doesn't like anyone finding out any secrets."

by PityPassionSoul January 5, 2015

fock knocker

This is what 8 year old's on Call Of Duty think are bad lingo used by great players. But really, it isn't and they sound like dumbasses.

MLG Gamer: "Kid you fucking suck at this game."
8 year old: "No I don't you fock knocker, now let me kill you."

by the_spark_gamer March 30, 2015