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The mans Joshua was tiny
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Joshua Campbell

The most powerful man to ever exist, the best dancer in the world; the one true defeated of he who must not be named. (Beware his power up!)
Look out! Joshua Campbell is powering up!
by dinobuggy May 5, 2023
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Joshua Choyce

A hot and sexy nigga. Rich too. Baller too. Pimpin too.
You know Joshua Choyce? Yea I still owe him for saving that children’s hospital.
by Poppy pimp March 21, 2022
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Joshua

A commonly used name for a person who loves minors. Usually minors who are able to walk but not not old enough to run. He prefers multiple minors at one time.
BECAREFUL! Joshua is at the kindergarden playground!
by @merica November 3, 2023
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Joshua Grimble'd

When your friend says something so ludicrous and outlandish, that if you were to describe it you would say "Joshua Grimble"
"He told me Ryan Reynolds wasn't hot! that motherfucker Joshua Grimble'd me!"
by Deftimdominus May 10, 2024
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Joshua

The name Joshua is derived from the Hebrew Yeheshua, via the Greek Iesos meaning "God is salvation". Joshua(s) are kind, introverted, and strong. They're quite athletic and are usually into some type of sport, notably soccer. They can get angry at very small things sometimes because they are perfectionists and they don't like to be beaten. Fortunately, when their friends are around, they can cool Joshua(s) down.

They're especially sweet to their girlfriends. They're always talking about accountability and strength in relationships. They care about boundaries and what their girlfriend likes or doesn't like.

Joshua(s) are sometimes insecure about themselves but they shouldn't be. They are independent, hard-working, and strong men.

Though they don't like to admit it, they want to be held and comforted when something makes them sad. Bad things happen to Joshua(s) quite a bit and while they are resilient, the things weigh on them.

They think about the future a lot and they are planners.

Be sure to check on your Joshua. If he is your boyfriend, be kind to him. He's a keeper. Make sure to love him like he loves you.
"Oh! I'm dating a Joshua. I didn't know you knew him. He's very into football. Not egg-ball or American Football. I mean soccer. He's great at it. Oh, I love him."
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Joshua

Joshua is literally your mother. He likes to talk in really bad outdated memes and speaks fluent gamer. Often times in the middle of conversations he will start cranking 90's and destroying the noobs. He is literally the GOAT when it comes to being a human and he will carry his friends at life because he is literally a god. POG champ. He will make you cringe just by existing.
I'm so happy I know Joshua
by Literallyyourmothergoated November 23, 2021
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