stoner's jesus

Bob Marley.

Bob Marley is the stoner's jesus.

by bleeebleee January 4, 2009

Jesus with suspenders!

An exclamation of surprise that is slightly more socially acceptable than most expletives.

"Jesus with suspenders! That boy isn't right!"

by gid13 May 11, 2009

Gay for Jesus

Someone so addicted to religion that they make priests look like athiests

That guy is so gay for jesus it should be a sin

by Oure September 29, 2018

Jesus finish

When you come on a chicks tits when she is wearing some sort of crucifix. Bonus points if she licks it off the crucifix. Double bonus if it's on a Sunday.

Give her the Jesus finish. But wait until after midnight so it can be Sunday.

by TomKVideo September 29, 2009

Meme Jesus

He is the jesus of the meme world. He has the power to end a meme or create a new viral one.

Meme jesus just ended the keke challenge.

by Purewaterdrinking August 1, 2018

Jesus is King

What Christians and any cool person says

Jesus is King

Hai

by Christian but gay July 7, 2021

jesus joggers

sandals, usualy flip flops.

ur rockin the jesus joggers?

by Bigj February 23, 2005